Just an Every Day Pinata

One day I was just minding my own business sitting on my shelf. When someone came out of nowhere and BOUGHT me! Can you believe it? Anyway that's not even the worst part. First he bound me and hung me from a tree. Then some children CHILDREN all in blind folds and baseball bats. They beat me like it was funny... when I could take no more they split my stomach open and ate what was inside me... I've been permanently scared. The life of a pinata is a sad one.